Responses Pt.9

The hundred and twenty-first response;

Anonymous said…Hypocrite. You want make up to help make up your mind?
December 11, 2015 at 4:55 PM

Oliver Canby said…No, I’m not a hypocrite. Is that a threat?
December 11, 2015 at 10:12 PM

The hundred and twenty-second response;

Anonymous said…”Owning a gun is protected under the 2nd Amendment” and yet “You have admitted to owning a gun, which is a crime here in California.”

Which is right? You said both! Hypocrite!
December 12, 2015 at 2:15 AM

Oliver Canby said…Owning a gun is a crime if you have Asperger’s. Gov. Brown signed the legislation after the Elliot Rodger shooting. The Constitution does not apply to people with Asperger’s, as it only applies to humans and autistic people are fully subhuman. I am definitely not a hypocrite. Making a contradictory statement does not make one a hypocrite. A hypocrite is one who preaches one thing yet practices another.
December 12, 2015 at 2:20 AM

The hundred and twenty-third responses;

Anonymous said…You have Asperger’s. So you are a criminal as well as a hypocrite, and a neurobigot! Sub-human? There’s no such thing!
December 12, 2015 at 3:19 PM

The Patriot said…You’re dead, fuck wit. You own a commie weapon and we don’t welcome commies in the United States of America!
December 12, 2015 at 3:32 PM

Matt Hogan said…My son and nephew are NOT sub human you freaking bastard!! Take that back!! You germ filled monster!!
December 12, 2015 at 3:40 PM

Oliver Canby said…Matt Hogan: Did you just call me a germ-filled monster? Look who’s talking now.

Anon: I am not a criminal, and I have never been convicted, tried, or even arrested. I’m not a hypocrite, and I do follow the law. U am far from a bigot, simply a realist. There is such a thing as being subhuman. Why don’t you take a look in the mirror and you’ll know what I’m talking about.

Patriot: I am not a Communist. I am a member of the Republican party.
December 12, 2015 at 4:40 PM

The hundred and twenty-fourth responses;

The Patriot said…You own an AK-47!! That’s a commie weapon, comrade!!
December 12, 2015 at 5:46 PM

Oliver Canby said…As I have said multiple times before, I am not a Communist. A gun cannot possibly have a political ideology as it is an inanimate object.
December 12, 2015 at 6:00 PM


The hundred and twenty-fifth response;

The Patriot said…It was created by the Soviets. It belongs to Communist Russia and has NO PLACE in America! You are a Communist and you will be arrested as a traitor – comrade.
December 12, 2015 at 6:20 PM

Anonymous said…You don’t have to be fucking convicted! You will be!
December 12, 2015 at 7:03 PM

Oliver Canby said…Anon: Convicted of what? Oh wait, nothing? That’s right. You’re delusional, dude. Get yourself the help you so desperately need.

Patriot: Russia hasn’t been Communist since 1991. That’s before I was even born. Although I am not a Communist, being one is protected under the First Amendment.
December 12, 2015 at 11:07 PM


The hundred and twenty-sixth response;

Anonymous said…Criminal threats! Possession of an illegal weapon! Who needs help again?
December 12, 2015 at 11:25 PM

Oliver Canby said…I have not threatened anyone, and I don’t have possession of any type of illegal weapon.
December 13, 2015 at 9:57 AM


The hundred and twenty-seventh responses;

Anonymous said…The AK-49 is an illegal weapon. And;

“Troy Mullane: I am going to come to your house and kill you.”
“You do NOT call me a cunt. That is intolerable. For that, I am going to kill you.”

You fucking liar.
December 13, 2015 at 4:57 PM

The Patriot said…Communism is not covered by the First Amendment, comrade.
December 13, 2015 at 6:22 PM

Oliver Canby said…Anon: It is not illegal. It is protected under the 2nd Amendment, as are all guns. Those statements are not criminal threats; merely constitutionally protected free speech. The Supreme Court actually ruled that to be true this year.

Patriot: It sure is. Any religion, philosophy, or political belief is covered, no matter how abhorrent it may be.
December 13, 2015 at 7:03 PM


The hundred and twenty-eighth responses;

Anonymous said…Threats to kill are criminal threats you fucking stupid little shit!! Do you even have a brain?
December 13, 2015 at 7:35 PM

Anonymous said…You’re a dead set killer, bastard. You’re the next Elliot Rodger or whoever else. Guess what. There’s only one way to stop you and that’s to kill you. So you are going to die. You won’t know where. You won’t know when. You won’t know who. You won’t know how. You have to die because you will kill someone if you don’t die first. You might last to 2016, but you won’t see 2017. You useless sack of human waste who has no life to begin with. Thanks, Elonis, for the chance to say this.
December 13, 2015 at 8:02 PM

Another Anon said…You are a dead man walking.
December 13, 2015 at 8:52 PM

The Patriot said…The 63rd Regional Support Command have been notified of your existence, comrade. You will be placed under military arrest as a subversive.
December 13, 2015 at 10:42 PM

Oliver Canby said…Patriot: Very funny. I can always use a good laugh.

Anons: Talk about a threat. Someone might need to go the psych ward……..
December 14, 2015 at 1:27 AM


The hundred and twenty-ninth responses;

Anonymous said…Yeah. You need to go to the psych ward. At the Rotenburg Center. Shock you until you die.
December 14, 2015 at 1:02 PM

Anonymous said…Kill yourself before you get killed, motherfucker.
December 14, 2015 at 1:52 PM

Oliver Canby said…You are both idiots. You NEVER tell another human to commit suicide. EVER. For someone who claims to be an ND, you sure are a hypocrite for supporting the Judge Rotenberg Center.

To the anon whose comment I accidentally rejected earlier, threats to kill are constitutionally protected free speech. Google Elonis v. United States if you don’t believe me.
December 14, 2015 at 1:54 PM


The hundred and thirtieth responses;

Anonymous said…Everyone is ND, idiot!
December 14, 2015 at 3:07 PM

Anonymous said…”You NEVER tell another human to commit suicide.”

First Amendment, motherfucker. I can and I have and I’ll say it again. Kill yourself before you get killed.
December 14, 2015 at 4:19 PM

Oliver Canby said…1. Saying everyone is ND is like saying that all blacks are Democrats. It’s simply not true.

2. If you tell someone to commit suicide, and they do it, you can be charged with manslaughter. You have been permanently banned from commenting on this blog.
December 14, 2015 at 5:43 PM

The hundred and thirty-first response;

Anonymous said…Everyone is ND, because it’s true. Your comparison is bullshit, idiot! I’m ND. You’re ND. Everyone is!
December 14, 2015 at 7:28 PM

Oliver Canby said…Although you very cleary are a member of neurodiversity, I most certainly am not, as I have accepted the fact that autism is a horrendous disease that needs to be cured. Thankfully the 28th Amendment is pending, which will criminalize neurodiversity and will mandate the death penalty for all members.
December 14, 2015 at 8:41 PM

The hundred and thirty-second responses;

Anonymous said…Excuse me, sir, but if you issue a death threat and someone else carries it out that’s criminal.
December 14, 2015 at 9:34 PM

Anonymous said…It doesn’t matter what you think of autism. You are neurodiverse. We all are. You can’t change human nature. You have a brain that is unlike anyone else’s anywhere. That is neurodiverse. Denying that makes you completely insane.
December 14, 2015 at 9:54 PM

Oliver Canby said…1. No, it’s not. Only if it can be proven that it was a murder for hire.

2. No, you have a fundamental misunderstanding what “neurodiversity” means. It doesn’t mean “brain difference” as its etymology would imply. Of course everyone’s brain is different. That’s nothing new. What neurodiversity really means is enacting a ban on a cure for autism, at the expense of those so low-functioning that they cannot live without a cure. Denying a cure to someone with a severe disease like autism is a human rights abuse, and should be punished with the death penalty.
December 14, 2015 at 10:33 PM

The hundred and thirty-third response;

Hono-Lulu said…YOU

I laid that out so even you can understand it. Neurodiversity is brain difference and nothing else. Your description is harmful to the understanding of the Autistic Spectrum and it is you who is trying to kill the low functioning by denying them services to enhance their lives. It is not a disease. It is a genetic condition that is no different to skin coloring, hair coloring, eye coloring, gender and so on.

The real world knows this. Come live in it instead of this fantasy world you are promoting including this mythical made up Amendment that will kill the entire human race if ratified.

Get help. Serious help. You’re so far out of touch it makes Charles Manson look sane.
December 15, 2015 at 2:38 AM

Oliver Canby said…Phil Gluyas: I

You are wrong about neurodiversity, you god damn cocksucking faggot! I do indeed support services for autistic people, including a cure. Supporting a cure does not mean opposing services. The two are not mutually exclusive. It will not change no matter how many times you lie about it you disgusting pedophile. Autism is indeed a disease, and is identified as such by the CDC. It isn’t the Center for Difference Control. It has nothing to do with skin color, hair color, eye color, or gender. Those are differences, not diseases. Autism is a disease, and you calling it merely a “difference” trivializes the horrible illness that it is. But you would rather little boys remain autistic so you can rape them on the Australian rules football diamond, huh? The real world, which you are not a part of, rightly believes that autism is a disease, and is working on discovering a cure. The amendment will not kill the human race, only neurodiversity. I forgot, I just added a third section to the amendment. It reads as follows:

3. Anyone in Australia who supports, partakes in, or engages in neurodiversity shall be extradited to the United States, and be beheaded without the benefit of a trial.

That means you, fuckwit. You are going to DIE. And you know what? I’ve had enough. I am going to kill you. I will use my recently purchased gun, and I will simply tell Australian customs agents that I am going dingo hunting. Just as some perform a citizen’s arrest, I will perform a citizen’s execution. You are the worst person on earth, worst than Hitler and Osama bin Laden combined. I will be a hero when I kill you. You have committed crimes against humanity, and you deserve the death penalty. Thousands of little boys will be safe when you are dead because you won’t be able to rape them anymore. My male therapist knows that I plan to kill you, and he says that it’s totally ok. You cannot prank call the mental health agency again because my therapist is on my side. Also, I no longer live at my former address (I’m not giving you my new one), which is why I thankfully wasn’t home when they showed up last time due to your fraudulent call. You have made my life a living Hell, and you will pay for it with your life. I realize that calling for your death is not possible (the FBI thwarted that plan last time), so I must carry it out myself. I wouldn’t care if I had to spend the rest of my life in prison. The only thing that could possibly deter me is the death penalty. Thankfully, Australia is such a backwards nation that it abolished the death penalty over 30 years ago. If I make it back to US soil, I will be a free man. If I am caught before I arrive at the airport, so be it. Any prison sentence would be offset by the immense happiness that your death would cause me. I will take great pride at each bullet I fire into your body until you die. Also, you cannot call the police on me this time, as the Supreme Court has ruled in Elonis v. United States that threatening to kill someone is constitutionally protected free speech. I am simply exercising my First Amendment rights, and the Supreme Court says so. So there is nothing you can do about it, Phil Gluyas. You are going to DIE, motherfucker, and the world will be a better place as a result.
December 15, 2015 at 4:35 PM

The hundred and thirty-fourth response;

Hono-Lulu said…I don’t know who you think you are talking to, young man, but that is not my name. I live – as my name insinuates – in Hawaii, and not Australia.
December 15, 2015 at 6:54 PM

Oliver Canby said…Phil Gluyas: Please stop posing as a Hawaiian. I am still coming to Australia to kill you, and saying so is my constitutional right. Enough said.
December 15, 2015 at 8:00 PM

The hundred and thirty-fifth response;

Ruby said…Hey “Hono-Lulu”! If you really aren’t Gluyas, come onto my blog and post there. You can’t avoid your IP being detected like you can here, so I can identify you! If you refuse, we’ll know you are really Gluyas!
December 15, 2015 at 10:21 PM

Oliver Canby said…You go, Ruby! Show everyone that he’s the bastard we already know him to be.
December 15, 2015 at 10:40 PM

This concludes Part 9