Responses Pt.15

The two hundred and eleventh response;

Anonymous said…You’re so stupid you can’t see that it’s you who needs the 5150. And don’t tell us you’re intelligent with an IQ of whatever. That’s bullshit.
February 15, 2016 at 4:34 PM

Oliver Canby said…No, it’s not bullshit. I’m very smart. I received a high school diploma with honors. You are wrong, and I do not need a 5150. Plus, 5150s are for people who are insane, not mentally retarded. I am not insane. From now on, anyone who questions my sanity or my intelligence will be permanently banned from this blog immediately.
February 15, 2016 at 10:59 PM


The two hundred and twelfth response;

Anonymous said…Show us your diploma – or you’re lying.
February 16, 2016 at 12:01 AM

Oliver Canby said…I have a diploma, and I am not lying. Don’t you DARE accuse me of lying.
February 16, 2016 at 12:13 AM


The two hundred and thirteenth response;

Anonymous said…Show us then.
February 16, 2016 at 1:12 PM

Oliver Canby said…On March 2. Not a day earlier.
February 16, 2016 at 4:17 PM


The two hundred and fourteenth response;

Anonymous said…Why not earlier?
February 16, 2016 at 5:31 PM

Oliver Canby said…Because I don’t have access to it until then, for reasons which are none of your concern.
February 16, 2016 at 7:06 PM


The two hundred and fifteenth response;

Anonymous said…Bullshit. That’s how long it’ll take for you to create it and get it right.
February 17, 2016 at 3:40 PM

Oliver Canby said…No, I’m telling the truth. I do in fact have a high school diploma. I earned it legitimately. It is impossible to “create” a high school diploma. How dare you question my accomplishments? You have been permanently banned from this blog for daring to question the fact that I have a high school diploma.
February 17, 2016 at 10:36 PM


The two hundred and sixteenth response;

Loch Aye said…You’ve been banned from the world stage for daring to question everything that’s real.
February 19, 2016 at 3:59 AM

Oliver Canby said…Very funny, idiot.
February 19, 2016 at 10:53 AM


The two hundred and seventeenth response;

The Informer said…Hey Scotty, beam yourself up! There’s no fantasy on this blog!

Hey Anon, I’ll give you a possibility. Oliver doesn’t have a scanner at his home and he can’t get to his nearest one until……have a guess seeing as you think you’re so fucking smart!!

(Sorry if I blew your reasons open, Oliver, but sometimes you have to tell people things to shut them up!)
February 21, 2016 at 3:10 PM

Oliver Canby said…You go Informer! Thanks for your support.
February 21, 2016 at 7:57 PM


The two hundred and eighteenth response;

Anonymous said…Oh really? You can’t walk a couple of miles from home to the Zuma Corporation in Fox Hills? Fuck off, The Informer, that’s no excuse!
February 22, 2016 at 4:04 PM

Oliver Canby said…Do not curse at The Informer. He is right, and it is an excuse. Fox Hills Mall is not within walking distance of where I live, and I have never even heard of the Zuma Corporation. Zuma is a beach in Malibu, which is more than a couple miles from my house. On a side note, my ex-girlfiriend and I did have sex inside Fox Hills Mall once.
February 22, 2016 at 11:20 PM


The two hundred and nineteenth response;

Anonymous said…No you didn’t you liar.
February 24, 2016 at 7:05 PM

Oliver Canby said…I sure did. Why would I lie about something like that?
February 24, 2016 at 7:30 PM


The two hundred and twentieth response;

Anonymous said…To look like a man when you’re not.
February 26, 2016 at 3:26 PM

Oliver Canby said…I am a grown man. I am 23 years old. I lost my virginity when I was 19. Even if I was a virgin, it would not make me any less of a man. You become a man at 13 no matter what.

But honestly, let’s think about this for a second. When I started this blog, I made no secret of the fact that I was still a virgin at the time, and I used it as the primary reason why I needed a cure. I was always very honest, even if it didn’t especially make me look good. The fact that I lost my virginity without a cure (something I honestly never thought could happen), should be proof of the neurodiversity argument, and should defeat my previous argument that sex was not possible without a cure. You guys should be claiming victory. However, this proves me right in that you really don’t care about autistic people at all, and you are just all about hating. You refuse to believe that I could possibly have lost my virginity not because you think it’s because it’s impossible for autistic people to have sex, but because you hate me simply because I tell the truth about autism. If I was to lie, I would lie about still being a virgin in order to keep my original argument intact. However, because I am very honest, I have simply modified my argument to include the fact that I was able to lose my virginity. It is still a problem for many autistic people, Elliot Rodger being a prime example. Why would I go from saying autistic people can’t have sex, to saying I lost my virginity? Why would I lie about that? There is no logical reason, especially since it hurts my argument and helps yours.
February 26, 2016 at 4:05 PM


 

The two hundred and twenty-first response;

Anonymous said…You have a reputation for lying, jackass. You just claimed you lost your virginity to avoid being called gay. And you adjusted your lie when you got called on it!
March 1, 2016 at 8:56 PM

Oliver Canby said…You do not call me a jackass, and I have never lied. Please show me one instance when I lied. That’s right, you can’t because I haven’t. I did not claim to lose my virginity in order to avoid being called gay. I was never gay, even when I was still a virgin. I claimed to have lost it because I did, not because someone called me gay. I didn’t lose it until over a year after I started this blog, and I’ve been called gay since elementary school so the two have nothing to do with each other. My story about losing it has always been consistent, and nobody ever called me out on it. It’s not a lie. It was around the time that I lost my virginity that I started changing my message, but it was a slow and gradual process. I will make one concession, however. When I lost my virginity, I said that I wasn’t autistic because I thought that I must have been misdiagnosed. I now know that that is not the case, so I will concede to neurodiversity that it is possible for some autistic people to lose their virginity. That doesn’t change the fact that it is still a problem for many autistic people (e.g. Elliot Rodger), and that autism still needs to be cured. I also naively thought that losing my virginity would magically change everything, which it of course did not. I’m still autistic and I still need a cure, whether I lost my virginity or not.
March 1, 2016 at 9:57 PM


 

The two hundred and twenty-second response;

Anonymous said…It’s March 2! Where’s your diploma?
March 2, 2016 at 6:51 PM

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March 2, 2016 at 7:08 PM


 

The two hundred and twenty-third responses;

Anonymous said…Full link please. They don’t work.
March 2, 2016 at 8:04 PM

Anonymous said…”Please show me one instance when I lied.”
I can give you more than one, douche, from this entry alone!

1. “I have already contacted Maxine Waters, Dianne Feinstein, and Barbara Boxer and strongly urged them to pass this amendment through Congress”
2. “Tylenol is a lethal drug.”
3. “I am not trying to scare anyone”
4. “You do NOT call me a hyena. That is extremely racist.”
5. “Please stop referring to neurodiversity as “the human race,” as you know that is not the correct definition of neurodiversity and you are deliberately trying to derail my argument.”

And that’s only the start! All five are lies.
March 2, 2016 at 8:19 PM

Oliver Canby said…No, none of those are lies and you know it.
March 2, 2016 at 10:01 PM


 

The two hundred and twenty-fourth responses;

Anonymous said…Yes they are and YOU know it. You never contacted those women. Tylenol is not a lethal drug. You are trying to scare everyone. Calling someone a hyena is not racist. Neurodiversity is the entire human race.

Admit it.
March 2, 2016 at 10:07 PM

Anonymous said…You tried to scare everyone who you threatened to kill. What other explanation is there for that?
March 2, 2016 at 11:43 PM

Oliver Canby said…I will not admit to anything. Let’s break this down one by one.

1. Maxine Waters, Dianne Feinstein, and Barbara Boxer are not “women,” they are Congresswomen, and they can all be easily contacted through their websites.

2. Tylenol is indeed lethal when it is combined with alcohol.

3. I am not now nor have ever attempted to scare anyone. That is not how I roll. Proposing a constitutional amendment is not a scare tactic. If anyone was scared by my actions, then that is their own problem.

4. It is indeed racist to call someone a hyena, as hyenas live in Africa which is where black people originated.

5. Neurodiversity is absolutely not the human race; it is the name of a political movement, and a very dangerous one at that. This is perhaps the most ridiculous of all your accusations.
March 3, 2016 at 12:14 AM


 

The two hundred and twenty-fifth responses;

Anonymous said…”I am not now nor have ever attempted to scare anyone. That is not how I roll.”

Yes it is. You want people to die for stopping you from being cured of autism. You’re trying to scare them into letting you have it. It doesn’t work that way.
March 3, 2016 at 2:42 AM

Anonymous said…Re 4. That is dumbass logic and doesn’t work.
March 3, 2016 at 2:50 AM

Oliver Canby said…I want the people to die out of punishment, not as a scare tactic. I am not trying to scare them at all. I do need a cure, and to deny me one is a human rights abuse.
March 3, 2016 at 4:02 PM

This concludes Part 15.